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Want a custom portrait of your pet — with a weiner?

What You Get

High-resolution digital artwork (JPEG/PNG)

Physical copy of the painting. (unframed)

Delivered within 30 Days.

How It Works

1. Send me a clear photo of your pet, preferably in a suitable pose.

2. Talk through what you want (pose, tone, level of absurdity).

3. Review a sketch.

4. I’ll paint it and send it to you.

Pricing

£50 Deposit

£250 on completion

Notes

• Commissions may be posted online